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« Thread Started on Dec 10, 2008, 10:34pm » | ![[Quote]](http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/JoeLatics/Quote-2.jpg) |
One of your team's players misplaces a pass
Scramble in pockets for ticket. Look at the price. Ratchet up despair so you resemble a figure in an Edvard Munch painting. Swear. Boo. Hiss. Scrunch up ticket and throw it on to the floor
A header goes astray
Stamp feet. Bellow personal abuse. Look for former player in the stand. Shout to him: 'We could do with you out there today, mate.' Punch yourself in the face. Stomp to the bar
Fails to win tackle
Find season ticket. Set fire to it while yelling: 'That's it. You've had your last penny out of me.' Ring club the next day to say your ticket has been stolen and beg for a duplicate
Corner does not clear first defender
Turn into profane Victor Meldrew. Accuse player and all his family of being 'muppets'. Accidentally kick back of the seat in front occupied by big chap. Smile, say 'Sorry, mate' and sit down
Clumsy back pass concedes goal
Spontaneously combust leaving nothing behind except for a melted seat, a charred programme and a frazzled Stone Island jacket
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« Reply #1 on Dec 10, 2008, 10:47pm » | |
hahahaha.....
Thats a big help;)
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« Reply #3 on Dec 10, 2008, 11:06pm » | |
Hahaa....Your Warning Level Should be adjusted as you got a censored word;)
*THIS WAS FFX'S 2000th POST!*
CONGRATZ TO STREAKY FOR THAT!
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« Reply #5 on Dec 10, 2008, 11:13pm » | |
Hahaa...
With Sarcasm or Without?
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« Reply #7 on Dec 12, 2008, 6:41pm » | |
Cheeky Bugger!
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